The Rabbit Hole
If you think the photos for full body costumes are hillariously cheesy, check out these pics for accessories. It takes a lot to work a wig and really sell it–Tyra, you should take some lessons from these guys.
The best marketing is direct marketing. Can you guess what’s for sale?
Who’s excited about the 10 Commandments? This Guy!
(Can someone explain why he’s wearing a baseball jersey?)
This Super mullet has amazing powers, including but not limited to “surprise eyes.” I think he went to the same modeling school as Moses.
Dude. This guy feels so awwww-sum in these dreds.
I am literally at a loss of words everytime I look at this picture. It’s absolutely priceless–from “The Big Pink Hat” to the expression on this guy’s face…A+++. I don’t know who would wear this “hat,” but it’s existence is completely justified thanks to this photo alone.
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5 Horribly Offensive Halloween Costumes
Halloween’s just around the corner and while the fanatics have been planning their costumes for months, the majority of us are scrambling to throw something together at the last minute. If you’re looking for something memorable, here’s five offensive costumes that are sure to turn heads.
In the line of traditional lady’s costumes–the princess, the fairy, the witch–comes the ever classy Wet T-Shirt Contest Winner. This is every little girl’s dream come true, and I’m sure her daddy’s proud as well.
Bonus points for the model’s facial expression which just screams, “I’ll have to thank my agent for this gig.”
This highly accurarte portrayal of a Jamaican gentleman costs $100, and is worth every penny. From the authentic tam hat to the subtle marijuana leaf necklace, this costume truly captures the essence of rasta culture.
Hey white people–if slaughtering their people and stealing their land wasn’t enough for you, here’s one more way to stick it to the Native Americans. This Indian costume is the best way to teach your kids about the rich Native American culture and history through a few choice stereotypes. Unfortunately, the plastic tomahawk is not included.
At least they didn’t call it a “Drunk Beaner Costume.”
How do you make a lewd costume stand out from the rest? Make it themed for the holiday, a vampire is perfect. Craft a pun for the name and voila–offensive and festive. At least the douche-bag they got to model it is an accurate representation of the target demographic for this product.