The Rabbit Hole
Children are the future. They’re also the primary market when it comes to toys (second is Star Wars nerds). Toy companies are always trying to come up with the next great idea that every kid will want, so they’ll annoy their parents into buying it.
Some toy companies just don’t know what they’re doing. They think they have a great idea, but they just don’t quite think the concept through. That’s how we end up with all of these weird and slightly disturbing toys.
I originally saw this on the news, and there has been much debate over whether or not it’s wrong. In the least, it’s a little weird. Bebé Glotón is a doll designed to teach children about breastfeeding, which is a little strange. Watch the video to see the doll in action.
Nothing like combining two great American past-times (wasting money and gluttony) to make one very informative toy. This face bank not only devours you money, it burps.
I guess we could call this “educational.” It teaches children about…well.. It’s basically a toy of a man, and when you stick a pencil in his butt, he moans and exclaims all kinds of things.
So, your kid is turning 8 and you’re having a birthday party. You want to get something inflatable and fun for the kids to burn off all that sugar energy from the cake. Bouncy castle? No, too cliche. Penis-shaped slide? Perfect.
I’m not sure what’s creepier, the baby with the moving penis that sprays you right in the face, or the father in this commercial.