If you think the photos for full body costumes are hillariously cheesy, check out these pics for accessories. It takes a lot to work a wig and really sell it–Tyra, you should take some lessons from these guys.

The best marketing is direct marketing. Can you guess what’s for sale?

Who’s excited about the 10 Commandments? This Guy!
(Can someone explain why he’s wearing a baseball jersey?)

This Super mullet has amazing powers, including but not limited to “surprise eyes.” I think he went to the same modeling school as Moses.

Dude. This guy feels so awwww-sum in these dreds.

I am literally at a loss of words everytime I look at this picture. It’s absolutely priceless–from “The Big Pink Hat” to the expression on this guy’s face…A+++. I don’t know who would wear this “hat,” but it’s existence is completely justified thanks to this photo alone.
See also…
5 Horribly Offensive Halloween Costumes